thedoorcomescrashingdownoutoftheblue!
In*comes*your D R E A M L I F E
Suprised/scared/excited, you smile :-)
---- IT SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE--
Silence

I thought I had one at some point. Just kidding. That would suck. "I have CDO, it's the same thing as OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order"- Facebook Bumpersticker.
Are you spposed to quote a bumper sticker? Say what you mean and mean what you say you cowards! People become hypocrites over time. *cough cough* (Thomas Jefferson... I thought you were against slavery...200 salves? what's up with that?)
Pick a side or pick your nose. Why are madhouses called "Looney Bin"? Were Looney Toons created in a bin? These and more unanswered questions later on folks! Can you in fact slam a revolving door? Try it. Invent a new word. Use them wisely. Bipolar- Polar Bears? Did you know that on average a four year old askes 427 per day?
How do you spell ritalin?

I guess I can relate to vegetarians. Sort of. I mean, thinking about the torture, terrible conditions, and unhealthy plans the animals are put through you lose your appetite. If your reasoning is if i stop eating, the demand will decrease therefore less animals will suffer and be slaughtered.
Slaughter: often associated with animals, bloodbaths, butchery and gore. Now, in order to use this word as an adjective for a human you’d have to degrade them to a point that they are not only classified as humans but their lives are worth so little that they don’t matter.
Inerestingly enough, this feeling of worthlessness is not there at the end of chapter six and beginning in chapter seven when billy is being introduced to Dresden. “Billy thought the golliwog had something to do with the Second World War, and he whispered to him his address: 'Schlachthöf-funf.'”(PDF file) which traduces to slaughterhouse. The house in which lives are worthless pieces of shit.

"Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything" -Syney Smith ENGLISH ESSAY WRITER